Stock options
Stock options are great for employers. They're great for attracting workers, give the workers an incentive to say (they call them golden handcuffs for a reason), just don't pay that much. When the bear starts wandering down Wall Street, they get better. As they drop in value, companies see fewer options exercised for less money. Thanks to Sarbox, they see a drop in expenses, all while employees blame themselves for not exercising at the peak.
Bonuses
Kiss these goodbye! Big companies use complex equations with more factors than factorial to set bonuses. Lucky for them, the factors are easy to manipulate, so despite your perfect performance, a 3% drop in company-wide customer satisfaction drops bonus pay into a lower tier.
Perks
Even the Silicon Valley entitlement of free bottled water can be on the chopping block when it's time to make cuts. Expect cutbacks in the breakroom, supply cabinet, and cafeterias, and don't be surprised when your subsidized ride to work gets thrown under the bus.
Offsites
Not only do these cost money, they take you away from work. Team building works best when the bulls are running. Fear works best in a bear market.
Catering
Not the lavish executive meal catering, but sandwiches or pizza at mandatory lunch meetings.
Parties
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" in a depression like a pot luck sans luck. December layoffs are practically verboten, anyway, so might as well cut what fat (and oh, what good frosting it was) they can.
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